Comments on: The Most Pointless Exercise Machine of All Time http://www.linkbizkits.com/the-most-pointless-exercise-machine-of-all-time/ stuff worth linking to... Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:44:39 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8-RC1 hourly 1 By: linkbizkits » Blog Archive » that little white thing http://www.linkbizkits.com/the-most-pointless-exercise-machine-of-all-time/comment-page-1/#comment-449 linkbizkits » Blog Archive » that little white thing Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:11:58 +0000 http://www.linkbizkits.com/?p=611#comment-449 [...] speaking of weird workout machines… [...] [...] speaking of weird workout machines… [...]

]]> By: vevmesteren http://www.linkbizkits.com/the-most-pointless-exercise-machine-of-all-time/comment-page-1/#comment-448 vevmesteren Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:02:11 +0000 http://www.linkbizkits.com/?p=611#comment-448 a quote from <a hrefg="http://endor.org/leary/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">my favorite comedian</a> comes to mind: But have you seen these people who are using the stair-master? Huh? Have we turned into gerbils ladies and gentlemen? People are paying money to go into a health club and walk up invisible steps over and over again for an hour and a half. "Where are you going?" "I'm going up! And I paid for it too! I can stay here as long as I want!" Folks, you wanna go up and down stairs, move into a fifth floor walk up on the lower east side. Ok? What's next? A fucking chair master!? "I sit down. I get up. I sit down. I get up. I sit down. I get up." The door master. "I open the door. I close..." What the fuck? a quote from my favorite comedian comes to mind:

But have you seen these people who are using the stair-master? Huh? Have we turned into gerbils ladies and gentlemen? People are paying money to go into a health club and walk up invisible steps over and over again for an hour and a half. “Where are you going?” “I’m going up! And I paid for it too! I can stay here as long as I want!” Folks, you wanna go up and down stairs, move into a fifth floor walk up on the lower east side. Ok? What’s next? A fucking chair master!? “I sit down. I get up. I sit down. I get up. I sit down. I get up.” The door master. “I open the door. I close…” What the fuck?

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