But have you seen these people who are using the stair-master? Huh? Have we turned into gerbils ladies and gentlemen? People are paying money to go into a health club and walk up invisible steps over and over again for an hour and a half. “Where are you going?” “I’m going up! And I paid for it too! I can stay here as long as I want!” Folks, you wanna go up and down stairs, move into a fifth floor walk up on the lower east side. Ok? What’s next? A fucking chair master!? “I sit down. I get up. I sit down. I get up. I sit down. I get up.” The door master. “I open the door. I close…” What the fuck?
a quote from my favorite comedian comes to mind:
But have you seen these people who are using the stair-master? Huh? Have we turned into gerbils ladies and gentlemen? People are paying money to go into a health club and walk up invisible steps over and over again for an hour and a half. “Where are you going?” “I’m going up! And I paid for it too! I can stay here as long as I want!” Folks, you wanna go up and down stairs, move into a fifth floor walk up on the lower east side. Ok? What’s next? A fucking chair master!? “I sit down. I get up. I sit down. I get up. I sit down. I get up.” The door master. “I open the door. I close…” What the fuck?