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I’ll eventually get around to doing something with this.

http://whiteglovetracking.com/

I rarely open them, but this I really liked…

1. He who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine.

2. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

3. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

4. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

6. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

8. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

9. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

10. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

11. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

12. When two egoists meet, it’s an I for an I.

13. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.

14. Definition of a will: A dead giveaway.

15. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

16. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

17. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

18. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

19. If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

20. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

21. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

22. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

23. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

24. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

25. Every calendar’s days are numbered.

26. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.

27. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

28. A midget fortuneteller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

29. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

30. Once you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

31. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

32. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

33. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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a week ago I published the ‘yes we can’ video, here’s the follow-up, this guy has some creative allies…

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gotta love the US election campaign (which has not even started as this primarily is for the primaries)….

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The new bits in his latest version of Hey Whipple, Squeeze This. Read it and be amazed. Well, not really. But you know what I mean.

Arcade Fire does it again with their video for Black Mirror.

This site has been going around for a while now. Apparently the Deutsche Telekom (T-Mobile’s parent company) has trademarked the color magenta. So get your fluorescent markers out and free magenta.

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He he, you like magic? Here’s three parodies of David Blaine’s famous street magic tricks done by ThoseLilRabbits.

And here’s the real one. Don’t know about you, but i’ve picked up exactly the card he shows! Love the way he looks at camera. The fake magician does it better thought

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